All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Such a naughty cupcake!!
Harry Styles has been SWIMMING in the lady love on his 19th birthday tour de force!
Not only did he spend some time with ex-girlfriend Caroline Flack, he was also spotted going home with a scantily-clad mystery blonde early Saturday morning (see photos below)!
But the REAL pleasure chest seems to have opened up when he let a stripper — as the headline reads — rub his lap One Direction upwards with her cop-costumed booty!! Ha!!
While the photo above seems too good to be true, Niall Horan apparently commented on the dirty dance in a Twitter DM, saying:
"I've never seen him so scared before!"
Aww! HarBear! How cute!!
Eventually they made their way to London venue Alibi, where they partied until 4:30am. And that's when Harry and the mystery blonde left and went back to his place.
Ooo… sounds like someone might have been a lil' frustrated after that lap dance!
In the pics below, he definitely seems like he had A LOT of
celebration drinks fun Friday night! But hey, after working so hard in his blockbuster band, it's good to let off a lil' steam every now and then. ;)
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