As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
All we have to say here is that Chris Brown is VERY lucky that Frank Ocean decided not to press charges against him after their recent parking lot brawl, because according to the channel. Orange singer's producer, Michael Uzowuru, who was present that evening, the notoriously rage-prone singer could have found himself in SERIOUS legal trouble!
Uzowuru re-counted the entire incident at Westlake Studios via blog-post early this morning, and asserted that while the fight did stem from Breezy parking in a spot labeled "Frank," it only escalated AFTER Ocean told him to move!
That's when one of Brown's friends, described as a "big dude," suddenly punched Frank's friend Chito in the face, and:
"Then instantly Chris and the other dude grab [Frank] and try to jump him. There's no doubt in my mind the whole thing was a set up."
It was then that the pair managed to throw Frank into a "big fake candle display laced with glass," which resulted in his finger getting cut, and when you think it couldn't get any worse, Brown's friend pinned him up against the wall "while Chris was trying to beat the living "shit" out of [him]."
Uzowuru then claimed that he was finally able to get the violence to end after screaming for everyone to stop, but he concluded:
"I don't know what type of demons Chris is facing, but I hope he clears them all and finds a new life rooted in love and light."
We don't know about you guys, but we CERTAINLY second that sentiment.
If not for his well-being and personal happiness, then for the safety of his loved ones and anyone else who may accidentally incur his violent wrath.
No good will come from continuing down this path, boy.
We hope you realize that before it's too late.
[Images via WENN.]