The buck stops here -- at least as far as going beyond a divorce is concerned.
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As we all know by now, Harry Styles celebrated his 19th birthday in a big way!
The One Direction heartthrob has spent the weekend spending time with ex-girlfriend Caroline Flack, buying himself a SICK new ride, and as of Friday night, enjoyed himself immensely as BBC Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw hired him a birthday lapdance from a stripper dressed a police officer while they pAArtied at The Alibi in Dalston, East London!
But seeing as there's no rest for the wicked, our little rag-a-muffin was soon back with his bandmates, rehearsing for their upcoming Take Me Home world tour, and although we imagine he was suffering from an EPIC hangover, he was still DELIGHTED to open up about his wild weekend…and new, ahem, 'lady friend!'
As he explained:
"It was great. I was in stitches, it was really funny. We had a great night. [Nick Grimshaw] Grimmy said I had to sit there because he was bringing a cake. He started telling everyone to be quiet but I could see the cake in the kitchen and the candles weren't lit, so I was like, 'What's going on?' Then Grimmy said, 'Someone in here is under-age' and I saw a police hat bobbing through the crowd. I was like, 'Oh no.' The stripper didn't really say anything, she just began her routine. I have never seen my manager run so quick to cover the CCTV cameras but the pictures got out anyway. She stripped down to her underwear but unfortunately there was a no-nudity policy in the bar. She didn't handcuff me but the funniest part was that when she finished she said, 'I'm really sorry I couldn't find my truncheon so I had to bring my nunchucks'. That was a bit weird. Then a guy in our group came up and said, 'I went to college with her'."
Oh MAN! That's literally something straight out of an American Pie movie! LOLz!
It sounds like it must have been such a crazy night!
But luckily for Harry, he is 19, in one of the most popular boy bands of all time, and SINGLE!
So live it up while you can, boy! We're certainly enjoying the view from here!
And CLICK HERE to see all of the stripper photos his manager failed to cover up!
[Image via Twitter.]
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