Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
No, she isn't the new special teams star of the San Francisco 49ers!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the Girl On Fire light some 4th of July fireworks with nothing but her voice!
We wonder if she's related to Francis Scott Key! She must be the way she sang this one!