All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Holy horrible hairpieces, Batman — we aren't even making this one up!
Donald Trump just sued the HIGHlarious host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher for $5 million smackeroos!
Because Donald isn't part orangutan!
Seriously! This story is 100% non-fiction!!
His lawsuit alleges Bill Maher agreed to donate $5 mil to charity if Donald PROVED he wasn't part orangutan!
Mzr. Maher was, of course, joking in his original offer.
It was a comedic response to Donny's asinine offer of the same variety, when he said he would donate cash to a cause if President Obama would embarrass himself by releasing his college records and cater to the demands of a nonsensical rich dude.
We're curious to see how this lawsuit progresses, but we're admittedly tired of watching Donald monkey around!
Ha! We're punny!
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