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Donald Trump Slaps Bill Maher With $5 Mil Lawsuit After Proving He Isn't Part Orangutan!

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donald-trump-sues-bill-maher-5-million-orangutan-birth-certificateHoly horrible hairpieces, Batman — we aren't even making this one up!

Donald Trump just sued the HIGHlarious host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher for $5 million smackeroos!

The reason?

Because Donald isn't part orangutan!

Seriously! This story is 100% non-fiction!!

His lawsuit alleges Bill Maher agreed to donate $5 mil to charity if Donald PROVED he wasn't part orangutan!

The real estate tycoon since released his birth certificate — which, for the record, shows no mention of him descending from any orangutans — and now he demands that Billy boy fork over the money!

Mzr. Maher was, of course, joking in his original offer.

It was a comedic response to Donny's asinine offer of the same variety, when he said he would donate cash to a cause if President Obama would embarrass himself by releasing his college records and cater to the demands of a nonsensical rich dude.

We're curious to see how this lawsuit progresses, but we're admittedly tired of watching Donald monkey around!

Ha! We're punny!

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16 comments to “Donald Trump Slaps Bill Maher With $5 Mil Lawsuit After Proving He Isn't Part Orangutan!”

  1. 1

    maybe he meant the ass end of the orangutan

  2. 2

    It wouldn't hurt Bill Maher to give $5mil to charity. Although, just like The Donald said about Obama - that birth certificate is not enough - need more proof!

  3. 3

    Maher is a coward and just a plain asshole. I hope he ponies up for the charity

  4. 4

    Hey Donald …. same rules apply to you…. cough your money …. President Obama has proved repeatedly that he is a born in America citizen. Show us your money

  5. Loringa says – reply to this


    He is an embarrassment to Conservatives lately. :(

  6. 6

    This is hilarious and ridiculous.

  7. 7

    oh please this will never stand up in court.
    first of all no judge will even hear this crap
    and second, trump is descended from an orangutan's anus

  8. 8

    Uh, how would Obama be embarrassed by releasing his college transcripts? was he that crappy of a student? Or maybe they'll show he belonged to the Muslim Brotherhood Glee Club? Hmmmm??

  9. 9

    I cant wait to see the picture of donald's orangutan dad, with his mouth open and the crazy orange orangutan hair, that would be hillarious!!

  10. 10

    orangutans are a almost extinct species maybe these two gents could jointly donate to help keep the orangutans safe from extinction instead of this bs

  11. 11

    I'm sure comedian Bill Maher, who benefits every time his name comes up in the media, is totally sad and frightened that The Hairdo should give him free publicity.

  12. bigdawg says – reply to this


    Donald's spoiled ass kids go to Africa and kill elephants, leopards, alligators and more and Pictures all of the net of them trophy posing. One of them holding the tail of an elephant. Fuckers should be shot.. right along with there annoying father!.

  13. 13

    A birth certificate isn't concrete proof of genetic origin. So if I play along and enter Donald's little screwed up world, the lawsuit wouldn't hold up because Donald never actually proved he wasn't part orangutan. Besides that, the two of them never entered into any kind of official arrangement regarding Maher's money. Donald's doing what he does best….wasting time, money and oxygen.

  14. 14

    Donald Trump… the second biggest DOUCHE on the planet (after Mario / "Perez")

  15. cari says – reply to this


    Please don't bring Batman into this! AND the Orangutan should be the plaintiff here! Comparing them to Trump is an insult to their species.

  16. OhPlease says – reply to this


    Donald is tying up the court system with this trash. As a fiscal republican he should realize that HE is wasting taxpayers' money. He really is a joke that needs to come to an end. His father was a business man. Donald is just a needy person who craves attention who just happens to look like an orangutan.