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Zayn Malik Sexed Up A High Class STRIPPER!!!

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Well no wonder Zayn Malik cheated on Perrie Edwards

The waitresss strippers' high class hip gyration HYPNOTIZED him into a horny haze!!

Last week news broke that One Direction boybander Zayn Malik indulged in a sneaky one night affair with 21-year-old Australian "waitress" Courtney Webb, but it seems little miss Courtney serves far more than just tasty noms and thirst-quenching dranks!

For about five months, girl was a $1000 per night (roughly) STRIPPER at a very high-class establishment called Platinum Lace — fully nude private sessions included! — AND she apparently LOVED seducing the rich and famous!

One supposed friend of Courtney's reveals:

"Whenever someone famous comes into the club, she’ll always head for them. She’s always on the prowl. Outside of work, she doesn’t hide what she does. I think she’s quite proud of herself. I feel sorry for Zayn. She would have known who he was. If she didn’t know he was a celebrity, why did she take a picture?"

Troof to that!

Aw what a sad, sorry mess! But young boys tend to do bull-headed things when ladies expertly sashay themselves onto their laps, so perhaps Perrie will find it in her Little Mix heart to forgive her lover for his indiscretion

Or maybe it's best he live the single life for a while, that way it's not called cheating, it's just called being a playboy! And then he and Selena Gomez can totes get snuggly together! And all our cross-continental coupling dreams will come true!

LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out a pic of Courtney in her Stripper finery (below)! She's the one on the left!

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8 comments to “Zayn Malik Sexed Up A High Class STRIPPER!!!”



  1. 1

    why are you always bashing selena gomez and trying to set her up with every famous guy? she's only had 3 boyfriends in 5 years and never cheated on any of them

  2. Hannah says – reply to this


    2

    love that gif of him…



  3. 3

    moral of the story = stay away from one direction

  4. Bri says – reply to this


    4

    He should stay single. He's not ready for a girlfriend yet. But he is apparently too stupid to let go of her and his GF won't dump him cuz he's famous and rich. Oy vey. The pair of them are idiots



  5. 5

    Perez you are a little late with this story. It came out 2 days ago. She should dump him and teach him a lesson.

  6. Kaylee Stylikson says – reply to this


    6

    Re: I Thought It Was Gum – He would never cheat on her, he's a sweetheart. Re: Bri – they love each other VERY VERY much, if you really love someone you NEVER want to let them go.



  7. 7

    Right blame it on the stripper/waitress. Its her fault he couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

  8. lolatcwebb says – reply to this


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    Lol. Funny article. But Courtney Webb is far from high class. I went to high school with her and she was a massive slut. There was a video of her masturbating that she sent to guys at school that went around, and she would sit in class with her legs wide open so we could all see up her skirt. She is from a bogan town called Bargo. She talked like a bogan when I knew her. Maybe she has changed considerably, but she definitely was nothing close to high class when I knew her.