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Channing Tatum cannot wait to be a dad!
Not because the Magic Mike star is excited to meet his unborn child, but because he's tired of serving as his preggo wife's
sex slave unpaid foot-rubbing intern!
Jenna Dewan-Tatum has MONTHS to go before becoming a mommy, but until then Channing plans to spoil her silly!
"Oh man, I'm not even getting into what I do to pamper Jenna. I'm doing anything that she asks for."
Would you hop on one foot? Dance with a penguin? Eat a bowl of Joe Manganiello's chest hair?
He would! So long as it keeps his full-bellied wife smiling!
"She jokes to me all the time by saying, 'If I feel good, then the baby feels good or if I'm happy, then the baby is happy.' And I'm like, 'That is such an urban myth. You're just saying that to get me to do everything for you.' I know it's probably true, but I like to joke about it and she hates it. I'll go to the store to pick up shakes or give her 1000 foot rubs. A foot rub now through the nine months if I have to, just to keep her happy and comfortable."
Aww! How sweet!
We hope you don't think your responsibilities end at birth, though!
This time next year you might be elbow deep in human feces!
HA!, Aren't babies perezcious?!
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