But Mamma Dina Lohan is SO down to take her place! LOLzzz!
During a VERY revealing interview that mostly focused on her daughter's DRAMA-stuffed life, the Lohan matriarch divulged how she would TOTES be down to compete on the ballroom dancing show and even revealed who she'd like to partner with!
Oh, and you best believe Dina talks about what a sh*t she thinks ex-husband Michael Lohan is!
UMMMM, so this DWTS placement needs to happen, LIKE NOW. Although don't you kind of have to be a STAR to be considered for the show?
But hey, she birthed a starlet, that's gotta count, right?