Praise be to Kai, the homeless hitchhiking dude whose quick thinking may have saved LIVES!
54-year old Jett Simmons McBride rammed his car into a black PG&E worker in Fresno Monday, pinning the man between his car's hood and the back of a truck…
Why? Because Jett believed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he apparently thought it was his DUTY to cleanse the Earth of non-whites! CRAY CRAY CRAY CRAY.
Familiarize yourself with the situation by pressssiinggg plaaaay (above)!
The OBVIOUSLY unstable individual exited his car and attempted to PULL the injured party from his stuck position, which would have only caused more damage, but nearby citizen Tanya Baker saw what was going on and tried to stop it…
Which only caused Jett to try and SMOTHER her with a bear hug!
But thank goodness hitchhiker Kai was riding shotgun in "Jesus'" car! Kai whipped out a hatchet from his backpack and began beating Jett off of the woman! HUZZAH!
Jett is now in police custody for suspicion of attempted murder and the injured worker is recovering at a local hospital.
Someone should give Kai a good Samaritan medal or something! That's a thing, right?!
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