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Racist Killer "Jesus" Thwarted By Hatchet-Wielding, Hitchhiking Hero!

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Praise be to Kai, the homeless hitchhiking dude whose quick thinking may have saved LIVES!

54-year old Jett Simmons McBride rammed his car into a black PG&E worker in Fresno Monday, pinning the man between his car's hood and the back of a truck…

Why? Because Jett believed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he apparently thought it was his DUTY to cleanse the Earth of non-whites! CRAY CRAY CRAY CRAY.

Familiarize yourself with the situation by pressssiinggg plaaaay (above)!

The OBVIOUSLY unstable individual exited his car and attempted to PULL the injured party from his stuck position, which would have only caused more damage, but nearby citizen Tanya Baker saw what was going on and tried to stop it…

Which only caused Jett to try and SMOTHER her with a bear hug!

But thank goodness hitchhiker Kai was riding shotgun in "Jesus'" car! Kai whipped out a hatchet from his backpack and began beating Jett off of the woman! HUZZAH!

Jett is now in police custody for suspicion of attempted murder and the injured worker is recovering at a local hospital.

Someone should give Kai a good Samaritan medal or something! That's a thing, right?!

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11 comments to “Racist Killer "Jesus" Thwarted By Hatchet-Wielding, Hitchhiking Hero!”

  1. 1

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  2. 2

    And you stick an ad in front of it.

  3. 3

    If I had "Kai" as a passenger, I may have gone whacko myself.

  4. WillowWynde says – reply to this


    Where are all the people demanding new car laws? After all, a mentally disturbed individual tried to kill a man with his car. People need to realize that if someone wants to hurt another, they will do so using any means available. Guns, cars, steak knives, etc. So instead of trying to punish everyone with the removal of guns, cars, etc., how about addressing the real issue - mental health. Or be prepared to live in a world where we have absolutely nothing. On a side note, Kai is one bamf!

  5. Mrs. Momoa says – reply to this


    I guess the real Jesus spoke through Kai….with a smash, smash and a smmmmaaaaasssshhhh.

  6. Lisa says – reply to this


    We need to make Kai famous what an amazing person

  7. marymerfairy says – reply to this


    Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally a real hero! Give this guy an award and a part in a major movie playing himself. Hes not just a Hollywood good looking guy playing a hero, he is a hero! He lives in dogtown which is right next to venice beach I believe

  8. Akira Productions says – reply to this


    official like page with real time updates from Kai as admin

  9. Chris says – reply to this


    Re: WillowWynde – Stfu and stop making everything about your pathetic attempt to keep your psychotic gun culture alive.

  10. 10

    Re: Chris – Well Chris, how would you feel if someone walked into your apartment in a security building? Fortunately for this guy he was about 70 and looked confused.
    But just this weekend they did a major police drug bust, had helicopters and cop cars and the whole nine yards, my neighbor and her sister had been out walking and saw a guy with a gun. The police directed them where to walk to safely get back to the apartment and they knocked on my door and told me. I locked my door and got out my gun just in case. Glad I did not have to use it.

  11. dervatim says – reply to this


    Re: adg100 – No need for a Kai. You're fucking crazy already as it is.