It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Jumping jelly donuts, we don't believe it!
Jennifer Aniston just blew our friggin' mind!
For as long as we can remember, the leading lady's signature style revolved around her perfect (but unassuming) golden blonde hair!
Whoa!! We LOVE the fresh look!
We love all of her looks, actually!
Jen could walk the red carpet wearing a Hefty bag and a lunch lady's hairnet, and her glorious glamour would shine through!
We're just STARTLED by this super sweet surprise!
Did Jen do it for the Untitled Elmore Leonard Project she's working on?
Maybe the actress heard blondes have more fun, but platinum blondes have the most fun of all!! LOLz!!
We do know most pregnant women shy away from putting dangerous chemicals in their hair for fear of absorbing them into their system and harming their unborn child!
Perhaps Jen's eggo wasn't preggo after all!
Of course, it could be a wig… LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]