Good for you, Chels!
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Well, he might be the only guy out there who’s not into it!
Selfish, selfish boy!
Unfortunately for him, Amber has been keeping the company of Marie de Villepin, which is so not how the pirate of our dreams wanted things to turn out.
A source revealed Johnny’s totally crushing heartbreak about not being the one for Amber after seven months together:
“I doubt he realised this would happen. He'll be heartbroken … Johnny had felt he'd found his soulmate in Amber.”
We hate thinking about our Johnny so sad over losing love!
Poor guy just couldn’t give Amber what she wanted, and now the girl has clearly moved on.
But we’re still here, Johnny! Just let us know when you need us!
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