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Matthew McConaughey Better Manscape! Magic Mike: The Musical Includes Real LAP DANCES!

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Sweet chocolate pants-creaming Jesus, this news is GLORIOUS!

Not only is the most underrated film of 2012 our generation getting a much-needed Broadway adaptation, but Magic Mike: The Musical will be more, ahem, hands-on than we ever expected!

Producer Gregory Jacobs recently whipped out nine inches ah-mazingly delicious news and thrusted it deep within our soul!

Of the upcoming stage version, he said:

"Oh, you definitely might get a lap dance. Absolutely. That's happening for sure… There's bound to be a great song about how to pick out a thong… It's coming along, and there will be more about it soon."

Oh. My. Gosh.

While Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, and the other manly morsels of Magic Mike haven't yet committed to appearing in the stage production, there is A CHANCE theatergoers will get a real live lap dance from one of these Hollywood hunks!

Hooray for ballz in face!!

We might buy all the tickets to ensure it's our smiling face Joe Manganiello tickles with his foot-long fire pole, LOLz!

[Image via Legendary Pictures.]

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One comment to “Matthew McConaughey Better Manscape! Magic Mike: The Musical Includes Real LAP DANCES!”



  1. 1

    You poor sexually frustrated spinster. Why don't you audition for a part, piggy? You can use your glowing press write-ups from "Newsicle", show them the video clip of you and mama Tess dancing in front of the garage to Bouncy. Include the part where moms slaps you on your tiny flat bum. You go gurl.