It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Sweet chocolate pants-creaming Jesus, this news is GLORIOUS!
Producer Gregory Jacobs recently whipped out nine inches ah-mazingly delicious news and thrusted it deep within our soul!
"Oh, you definitely might get a lap dance. Absolutely. That's happening for sure… There's bound to be a great song about how to pick out a thong… It's coming along, and there will be more about it soon."
Oh. My. Gosh.
While Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, and the other manly morsels of Magic Mike haven't yet committed to appearing in the stage production, there is A CHANCE theatergoers will get a real live lap dance from one of these Hollywood hunks!
Hooray for ballz in face!!
[Image via Legendary Pictures.]
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