What a wonderful future we live in!
We say that's a fair trade, LOLz!!
"I'm excited to present an Oscar with Mark Wahlberg. I'm spending the next month learning to pronounce 'Quvenzhané.'"
We wonder if he'll be extremely toned down! We hope not, but probz!
Here's what the show producers said:
"We are happy to make it possible for Mark and Ted to make their debut appearance on the Oscar stage. And we won't deny that Ted used his pull with our host to get himself the booking."
Get it?? Because they're the same person! HA!
Good luck guys — we hope Mila joins you!!
[Image via WENN.]