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Demi Moore Needs DEEP Spiritual Healing By Russell Brand's Hands!

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Ooooo watch out Harry Morton!

Russell Brand's hands are probably roaming all OVER your lady's AKA Demi Moore's body in various sensitive areas…

But only because she's an avid attendee of Russell's yoga class! PHEW!

AND Russell apparently believes Demi would GREATLY benefit from a spiritual yoga retreat in India that focuses on "cleansing the soul"…

So Demi can FINALLY cleanse her soul of ex-hubby Ashton Kutcher's nagging presence!

An inside source explains:

"Russell and Demi have become friends since she started his yoga class. He remembers how much yoga and meditation helped him after his split with Katy Perry and feels it will help Demi too. Spiritual retreats can be hard work, but if you’re in the right frame of mind they’re really beneficial."

Hey, if the retreat managed to cleanse Russell of Katy Perry, we totally believe Demi could rid herself of those destructive Ashton-cheating-dating-younger-actress thoughts we imagine are constantly swirling around her brain!

And then she can return to LA a refreshed, stress free cougar! RAWR!

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3 comments to “Demi Moore Needs DEEP Spiritual Healing By Russell Brand's Hands!”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
    .
    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
    .
    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!

  2. uheardme says – reply to this


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    Re: ASIANS CAN READ MINDS!

    How can you be THIS wasted before Noon?!

  3. @v@ says – reply to this


    3

    I doubt they are, but I couldn't think of a better rebound guy. She'd laugh all day long.