Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Cause The Kardashian matriarch insisted that she will NEVER get a divorce from her current husband Bruce Jenner. LIKE EVER.
"No we are not getting divorced, not in a million, bazillion years. I want to send pictures to the magazines and say the next time you want to write a story, use this photo. It’s crazy."
Alright then! We totes believe you Kris!
Although why do we still have a nagging DOUBT that their relationship is a big fat FAKE?!
Well, it doesn't really matter, cause Kris will soon be too busy filming her new talk show to deal with a divorce (or lack thereof)!
And goodness knows one legally officiated split is MORE than enough to handle!
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