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Kris Jenner Will NEVER Divorce Bruce… Not In A "Million, Bazillion Years"!

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Kris Jenner doused those nasty divorce rumors in gasoline and threw a lighted match their way when she stopped by The View Wednesday…

Cause The Kardashian matriarch insisted that she will NEVER get a divorce from her current husband Bruce Jenner. LIKE EVER.

When asked to comment on the divorce hear-say Kris claimed:

"No we are not getting divorced, not in a million, bazillion years. I want to send pictures to the magazines and say the next time you want to write a story, use this photo. It’s crazy."

Alright then! We totes believe you Kris!

Although why do we still have a nagging DOUBT that their relationship is a big fat FAKE?!

HMMMM.

Well, it doesn't really matter, cause Kris will soon be too busy filming her new talk show to deal with a divorce (or lack thereof)!

Plus, she's already got Kim Kardashian's messy Kris Humphries divorce overshadowing ANYTHING the Kardashian family does…

And goodness knows one legally officiated split is MORE than enough to handle!

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9 comments to “Kris Jenner Will NEVER Divorce Bruce… Not In A "Million, Bazillion Years"!”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
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    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
    .
    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!



  2. 2

    Keep getting that kartrashian money, perez.



  3. 3

    That poor man!

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    WHO is that OLD LADY hugging Chris Jenner … ?



  5. 5

    What's in both of their pasts to make them such terrible parents?

  6. duarto feliz says – reply to this


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    Of course they will never get divorced! Imagine the cost of alimony! His pay check on "Say yes to the dress" is never enough. The fourth sister is VERY aware of that.

  7. The Matrix says – reply to this


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    Regretfully,I give the marriage less than a year. She's way too controlling. He'll have to leave her. Anyway. he's almost through with his transition into an elderly woman.



  8. 8

    of course not its a business right?

  9. kY says – reply to this


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    Perez, are you reading what you write? "Well, it doesn't really matter, cause Kris will soon be too busy filming her new talk show to deal with a divorce (or lack thereof)!" That statement doesn't make much sense, since being too busy can result in divorce. Do you get the logic??? Granted, it's not a causal relationship but u sound DUMB when you make analysis in general.