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Kristen Stewart THISCLOSE To DUMPING Robert Pattinson's Vampire Ass!

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Robert Pattinson may be missing his scarlet lettered eyed ladylove Kristen Stewart while he's in Australia filming The Rover, but it seems KStew is NOT sitting in their shared El Lay home pining over her acting boo…

Because she's planning the best way to BREAK UP with him instead!!!

Sources close to the situation claim that the pair's emotions have been all over the place in regards to their fractured relationship ever since they managed to reconcile after Kristen's infamous cheating scandal

And now it's time to face the reality of the situation: Robsten is just NOT going to have a happy, forever fairytale ending.

One insider reveals:

"Kristen thinks the only thing she can do is just give it up as it’s not working. She’s now planning the best way to implicate the breakup."

Awwww perhaps in attempting to write all those love letters to Robbie Robs, Kristen realized there was just no love left to write about!

We guess their Twilight-constructed fantasy really IS over… sorry Twihards!

Now the question is…

HOW will KStew sever her love-ties with Robert?! In person? Via text message? A post-it perhaps? She could always make out with another director again! LOLz!

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53 comments to “Kristen Stewart THISCLOSE To DUMPING Robert Pattinson's Vampire Ass!”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

  2. sm87 says – reply to this


    I mean, as gross as he is, what a fucking DUMB ASS taking this girl back after being publicly embarrassed by her slutty behaviour. And now, she's going to dump HIM? Good one lol. Such a wreck

  3. kirai1 says – reply to this


    Aren't you getting tired with all this lies. They will never ever give you an interview because they don't like and hate you. Perez just give it up, I know that it's eating you up inside that this two are not afrraid of you and they're not trying to suck up like other stars do.

  4. 4

    So in addition to being a hideous, filthy, LAZY homo, you're also an uneducated one. One doesn't IMPLICATE a break-up, you dumbass piece of shit. So if you're going to steal fake stories, at least steal ones with decent English, ass face.

  5. ellenj49 says – reply to this


    This is a lie. Boy, why do want to hurt this couple. I don't get it. These stories are all over the board. Getting married, to split, to reconcile, to sex on the Internet, love letters, Kstew ging to Austrailia and it never ends. Give it up! They are not going public with statements. There is no insider or real source of any kind. Your hurtful, mean, nasty and pathetic. You just hate on women all the time. You lack class. Move on. People these articles are BS. Do not believe what you read on the Internet. These sites copy and twist stories from each other. No real facts at all.

  6. Patricia says – reply to this


    She is writing a love letter ,she skype with him naked and now she is planning 2 break up with him…….next week she is buying a wedding dress and next month they will be getting married and in two months they will be divorced?????
    And now back to reality …WE DONT KNOW!!!!!!!

  7. Someone says – reply to this


    Robert is too good voor her.

  8. Pete says – reply to this


    About time. She is a filthy pig. Ugly on the inside as she is on the outside & to top it off….KSLU! CAN'T EVEN ACT.

  9. 9


    No "insider" ever talks to the tabloids.

  10. Marie says – reply to this


    U guys really sucks…let the couple decide, why we worried n insult her why don't we look ourselves in the mirror r we perfect she already confessed that she made mistake why not we Condem others why must be she if rob still love her he will take her as she is right.

  11. commoner says – reply to this


    To Asians can read minds———How dare you smear a race of people? if you don't like the article or writer, attack them personally if you think they are so horrible. You lose all credibility for what you say by being a racist!

  12. Michele says – reply to this


    NEWS FLASH…Rob already dumped her grinding on married man a**

  13. 13

    Twilight is over. Enough with this bullshit. Let them do what they want.

  14. 14

    Saw this coming from 100 miles away.

  15. Outtahere says – reply to this


    Why would she dump him? He is the only thing she has going for her right now. As far as putting out a statement - she had no problem confirming her affair with a public statement but separating herself from Rob leaves her with nothing that anyone is interested in. Carrying on with the relationship charade keeps her in the news.

  16. setincali says – reply to this


    WTF? She's deciding how best to "implicate" the breakup? OMG Perez, find some sources with a clear understanding of the English language. Whatever, it's now been implied so mission accomplished.

  17. silly perez says – reply to this


    perez this is really really low for you. instead of creating fake stories of them you should post some pics of rob in australia. leave alone they are a great couple and prove us strongest

  18. Linelia says – reply to this


    .Unless you see Kristen and Rob making an announcement, do not buy into this.

  19. Dave says – reply to this


    So one site makes up B.S. about Kristen and you run the same story.I would like to say your better then that but I can't because your not. Kristen is not saying anything to anyone. So your source isn't one. Just more B.S. from from yet another B.S. site.

  20. perezhater says – reply to this


    Could you please learn how to use proper grammar?

    We guess their Twilight-constructed fantasy really IS over… sorry Twihards!
    That should be a hyphen; not eclipses.

    HOW will KStew sever her love-ties with Robert?! In person? Via text message? A post-it perhaps?
    That should be a colon, not a question mark followed by an exclamation mark.

    And now it's time to face the reality of the situation: Robsten is just NOT going to have a happy, forever fairytale ending.
    That should be a semi-colon, not a colon.

    If you want to be a writer; learn to do it correctly, you fat, failure at life.

    I digress. Do you take pleasure in seeing other human beings suffering? I doubt your story has any truth to it. But if it did, do you feel happy seeing people go through heartbreak? You're a twisted fuck. The gay community is ashamed of you.

  21. Lisa says – reply to this


    damned, you guys are such idiots! They always say they'll never tell insiders and other people private things! And they are really happy with eachother! they told that in an interview! so don't tell those lies and make people crazy because it's NOT TRUE!!! your nose is growing by the way you didn't notice!

  22. stop says – reply to this


    LEAVE EM ALONE! They are young and have so many things to do with their lives. They can't always be together and if they are apart it doesn't mean a break up.

    Shame on you Perez…

    get a real job!

  23. Tina says – reply to this


    cannot believe how people believe what they read on these things. seriously…do you think anyone really know what is going on with them?! ummm… No. every other day they have something different…she is pregnant…they are married…they are getting married…he needs a break..she needs a break…she is sending love letters…he is ignoring her…they are back together…they are not together. lol come on people…they are just trying to keep it going. lol

  24. Rashi says – reply to this


    bullshit. I tell you. leave those two alone. perez hilton sucks.

  25. Robert J. Manning says – reply to this


    She really needs to get rid of this slacker boyfriend who cares nothing about giving her the attention and action she deserves. She needs to get back together with Rupert
    Sanders who is totally infatuated with her and can give her all his attention and love! He still has her number and will be back in her life as soon as she makes the break. He is free now that his wife is divorcing him.

  26. Love Perez says – reply to this


    THANKS PEREZ! You are TOO funny!

  27. K says – reply to this


    Ufff !!! 14 luty Walentines and Kristen in Australia ! :-) ))))))))))) Reeeeeeelax.

  28. autumn says – reply to this


    This is ridiculous. One day you post something, and then the next day you post the opposite. Why don't you just leave Robsten alone? You obviosly have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to them.

  29. redwolf says – reply to this


    KStew, pretty on the outside, ugly and vile on the inside. He can do MUCH better than her. He is way to nice for her.

  30. 30

    Wait, didn't you just post about a week ago that Rob was breaking up with Kristen, and then didn't you also post that Kristen was sexing Rob via computer, AND NOW…Kristen is breaking up with Rob. Pick a story Perez and try to stick with it. IDIOT!

  31. Harry says – reply to this


    This isn't funny at all… Have some respect and stay out of their business…

    'HOW will KStew sever her love-ties with Robert?! In person? Via text message? A post-it perhaps? She could always make out with another director again! LOLz!' -

    Wow. Stupendously disrespectful. Have some respect and leave them be.

  32. E says – reply to this


    Who is this source that you are talking about, Perez? Or is it just some crap that you made up? Seriously! Leave them alone! I can see that you really hate Kristen. Even though Kristen's got haters and everyone says she ugly, you're worse!

  33. guest says – reply to this


    YEAH!!! Rupsten can now be free in their love!!!!

  34. Niallswife8787 says – reply to this


    Re: guest – what the heck I want the truth I hear she has sexy Skype sessions and that she is writing love letters come on man you suck leave them alone they are normal people just like us I JUST WANT THE TRUTH!!!!!!

  35. Rob NEVER defends her says – reply to this


    ROB NEVER defends the skank. That says EVERYTHING!!!

  36. SHe is horrible says – reply to this


    GO AWAY KSKANK Rob doesn't want you anymore!!!!

  37. Rupert Says says – reply to this


    Rupert says to Kfool: Don't cry little fool, I'll take good care of you and give all the attention your poor lil insecure ego desires!!! lolz!

  38. sharon says – reply to this


    Perez you crack me up,,,you cant get your crap straight to save your own behind,,,if you ever tell the truth about these two i will think you must be ready to kick the bucket you are so full of yourself it isnt funny..at least you keep me laughing thats the only reason i come to your site to begin with when all else fails Perez will lie and make you laugh out loud

  39. Rupert says – reply to this


    TEAM RUPSTEN! Finally, I WIN!!!!!

  40. RPatz says – reply to this


    Hey Kristen! Rupert is calling. Yeah, he says come nibble on him again, you know you know how, just like a rat does cheese! lolZ!!!

  41. patti harris says – reply to this


    Perez YOU are an ugly, dirty, and CRUEL PIG!!! The director comment was wayyyyy below the best, too. Honestly, I can't understand why in the world you and others seem to WANT them to break up. Frankly, I"m surprised that they haven't sued you for SLANDER. You lying sack of doo-doo DROP the director comments, and just leave the couple alone. Your credibility is zero, now, do you realize that?

  42. it figures says – reply to this


    Figures NOW she wants to dump Rob while he's away. She knows she can't be trusted to keep her legs closed while he's away working for two months!

  43. lilu says – reply to this


    Re: sm87 – ROB HAS BEEN TRYING TO DUMP HER…now she realizes there is no hope and 'her people' are going to pretend that she is dumping him. Typical Kristen Stewart game player and looking out for herself!! Rob was a fool to take her back and lost so much respect. He's a nice guy and she's evil and selfish. MOVE ON ROB, we all know you dumped her, or kept trying and she kept shoving herself back in your life with drama, drama, drama.

  44. URCLUELESS says – reply to this


    Sorry Perez to dump on yer parade. You are So CLUELESS!!
    Perez has no REAL readers most of these comments are her own fitious made up names.
    Her site will be down soon due to REAL READERS ARE FED UP with Perez Facts are not true.
    She has no clue what is going on with kris & Rob and it really pisses her off. Also shes bashesstheir relationship repeatly cas she was dumped.
    Thred an old saying when one is misrable with their own life they habe nothing better to do than attack others and make others miserable. Get a life Perez & Get a REAL JOB
    …..Mc Donalds is hiring There ya Go!

  45. Ho-itis says – reply to this


    Oh yeah. Huh. Seems like Rob has been trying to get away from the Ho for awhile now but SHE keeps following HIM around. The nerve of KS' PR people to try and save face for her by pretending she dumps him when it has been him trying to kick her sorry a$$ to the curb.

  46. About Time says – reply to this


    It is Rob who is doing the dumping and not K-whatever. Gurl is as stiff and flat and lifeless as a dried up board and Rob needs someone with fire and passion. He is a Taurean male afterall.

  47. kristenfan says – reply to this



  48. July says – reply to this


    Do you know to Krissand?

  49. Marisa says – reply to this



  50. Tis says – reply to this


    Re: Patricia – and a few months ago they were buying homes in New York, Paris and Rob's childhood neighborhood and moving into those homes.

  51. farah says – reply to this


    Re: ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! – what a bullshit! do you think that you are talking to kids? iam assian from middle east and personally i dont belive in one of the nonesenes that you have wrote here.plz dont send spam

  52. Syn says – reply to this


    To the ONE person with the multiple monikers. Get some help. You´re sick

  53. Johnny says – reply to this


    I'm really bored and lazy to start working, so I read some of your articles, especially in regards to as you call her Kstew, and my conclusion is: You are so disgusting, so filthy, and you make me sad for human kind. You are worse than this asshole writing about Asians reading minds in every wall.