That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Chris Brown had some passionate peeps by his side when he was in court yesterday dealing with fraudulent community service claims, and we're not just talking about his formerly(?) abused girlfriend Rihanna!
After the hearing, Breezy's lawyer Mark Geragos publicly REAMED OUT the LA District Attorney's office for a good five minutes, claiming the motion the DA filed against Brown — a motion that alleges Chreezy faked reports detailing his community service in Virginia — is itself a "sloppy," falsified "travesty," and that they are unfairly "torturing" his client.
"The DA is paralyzed with the thought that his probation will be terminated as soon as the community service hours are completed, because if that happens they not gonna be able to jock him around like they've been jocking him around.
In 30 years of practice, I've never a client - and I've represented a wide breadth - thousands of clients - I have never, ever had a client who has been tortured by the DA's office on probation like Chris Brown has."
Oooo sh*t son!
Geragos also addressed Rihanna's court appearance, stating she showed up to support Chris AND she thinks the D.A.'s allegations are whack like a shark attack.
Chris is due BACK in court Friday after the judge told him to talk to his probation officer.
Ch-ch-check out some snaps of Chris Brown looking "dejected" during Wednesday's court hearing (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]