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Killer Cop's Terrifying Manifesto Was Filled With Awkward Celebrity Shout-Outs

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If this weren't such a ghastly situation, it would almost be comedic!

Christopher Dorner is the former cop/Navy reservist who is believed to be in the middle of a killing spree.

In the long and harrowing manifesto he posted on Facebook, the man now wanted for at least three murders laid out his plans for "warfare" against the LAPD but also mixed in an odd slew of celebrity critique.

OBVIOUSLY this man is beyond troubled, but we can't begin to explain how his thoughts on the beauty of actress Kate Winslet or the genius of Dave Chappelle are in any way relevant to his insane mission.

Christopher's rant is pages and pages long, but we're giving you some of the stranger excerpts.

On Ellen DeGeneres and the LGBT community:

"Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t."

On quarterback Tim Tebow and his haters:

"Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be 'Tebowing' when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez."

On Charlie Sheen:

"Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome."

On beautiful women:

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."

On comedians:

"Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses."

On Westboro Baptist Church:

"Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames."

Ugh.

We don't really know what to say about all this, we can only hope he is apprehended soon.

Our hearts are with the victims and their families right now.

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10 comments to “Killer Cop's Terrifying Manifesto Was Filled With Awkward Celebrity Shout-Outs”



  1. 1

    LAPD is DIRTY TO THE CORE!

  2. mbr says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    Might want to actually read the manifesto and get your information correct.



  3. 3

    If it wasn't for the bizarre circumstances, Perez would agree with most of this stuff (except Beyonce isn't on this guy's beautiful list). This is not a 'terrifying manifesto'.



  4. 4

    REALLY Margret Cho??!!…really this is proof the guy is crazy …really margret cho!!..haha ANYWAYS give up your guns people and let the cops protect you and your family.haha the cops shot TWO females by accident trying to catch this fool ..but lets not bring that up ..just give up your guns QUESTION: who will protect US from the cops ??

  5. Lying Perez says – reply to this


    5

    What a lie! I'm not condoning what Christopher did. But this article is a blatant lie.

  6. shane says – reply to this


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    Meanwhile Obama is directing the killings of thousands of innocent people and not a single person gives a shit. Shame on you America. No one should question why commercial airlines are being flown into skyscrappers. America is the biggest Terrorist on the planet.



  7. 7

    LOL what a gay coconut he clearly is!



  8. 8

    Really sad story, think he knows he will be killed when caught, RIP and condolences to the family and friends of the victims.

  9. mbr says – reply to this


    9

    this is what the actual manifesto says…dont see anything about celebrities in there.

  10. Jxxxwxxx says – reply to this


    10

    Re: 55vineyard – I agree… And I have a feeling his accusations against his field training officer (the reason he got fired) were actually true… =\