That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this and Kelly Clarkson is loving every minute of it!
Even though the engaged singer has A LOT to plan for her upcoming fall wedding with true love Brandon Blackstock, she refuses to let the pressure get to her!
"I'm going to be like, 'Oh, the cake fell off the porch, that's fine. Cool, something's on fire, cool, whatever, we'll move it. We'll get married over there.' I'm going to be that girl."
Why such a golden mental outlook behind those hazel eyes??
Kelly is just thankful to be getting married at all!
"I never really thought I'd get married, so it's kind of cool that I fell in love and I'm getting married."
It's more than kind of cool! It's spectacular!
And it'll be even more wonderful if you can keep up this even-keeled attitude.
We know no matter what it'll be a dream come true, but we're stll crossing our fingers that you're Cinderella moment will go off without a hitch!
[Image via WENN.]