As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
And then Wednesday the Daddy of Darkness COLLAPSED on stage during his show in Canada!!
Cue to 1:13 to see the shock-rocker faint to the floor!
For a while it seems no one notices Marilyn's condition — not even his band — but eventually some people come out on stage to take care of the situation.
We hope the pale-faced dude is alright! But even if he is suffering an illness, it's not like he can die…
Cause he's an immortal being from the underworld! Right?
We kid! Feel better, Marilyn!