Make way! Make way! Sexy lady coming through!
...Perhaps she's performing at the closing ceremony of the soccer games?
That would definitely be one delicious treat!!!
Guess we'll have to wait until Sunday to find out!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Such a great week for Robert Pattinson's ego!
Even though reports have surfaced suggesting an impending break-up from Kristen Stewart (yeah, we'll see how that pans out), TWO sources have now come forward to attest to Robert's amazing sex skills!
While one ex praises his wild ways in the sack, his REBOUND lady from the time of KStew's unfaithful "momentary discretion" comes forward with some enlightening experiences to talk about!
During his break from Kristen, a hot lil' club staffer and part-time model caught the eyes of the beloved sparkle child. And it's this girl who's exposing all their steamy sex secrets!
"I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I'd give him a 10 for sure. He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time."
The story continues, with the model focusing on his softer side:
"He was smoking and since I don't smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much."
Ha! Well yeah… we're glad he doesn't like getting his toxic smokiness around others too! We don't care who you are; that shiz be nasty!
Realistic about their rendezvous romps, the model knew nothing would come from their sexy times, but ends the account with a sassy invitation:
"We both knew it was never going to be anything serious but Rob never made me feel cheap. The whole thing was as good as you'd imagine. I'd love to see him again."
Looks like even if Kristen DOES dump him, he's got some mighty fine back-up plans.
Okay, let's be real — he's got TONS of them! He's Edward Freaking Cullen for crying out loud, LOL! Gurls have already formed a rebound standby line outside his house!
[Image via WENN.]