Jessica Alba must be ready for this all to blow over!
So with all the backlash from customers, they finally decided to address the public.
Guess it was only time!
They revealed in a statement:
[Image via Jessica Alba/Instagram.]
We knew our little lovely Taylor Swift would never be involved in a sex tape!
But still, it seems she and Harry Styles are involved in something very, very naughty indeed.
Don’t worry, it’s totes not their fault so don’t get all blamey on the former cuddly duo. We all know Harry's been too busy hanging with strippers anywho to get into any real trouble.
Damn Facebook! Why can't you leave well enough alone!!!
Bad enough that they're no longer making with the cute, puppy love faces, it’s totes even sadder Taylor and the One Direction cutie got dragged into this not so sexy mess that entices users with this posting:
“The famous singer Taylor Swift had her iPhone hacked Monday and a sex tape between her and former boyfriend Harry Styles has been leaked on the Internet. Taylor's publicists are trying to take down all of the websites hosting it, but we found a working one! Watch the video before it's taken down!”
All you little voyeurs who click are going to be so terribly disappointed…or so we've been told. It's not like we clicked because we wanted to see Haylor going at it like frisky bunnies.
The link apparently goes to a bunch of surveys and scams asking for personal information, which you should most definitely NOT give unless you’re into that sort of thing.
In the meantime, Paris Hilton’s sex tape is still out there.
[Image via Judy Eddy/Will Alexander/WENN.]