Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Jenny McCarthy's devious tongue is at it again!!!!
Ok… it was technically only a picture of the studly stud that she was laying her tongue all over, but still, celebrity men BEWARE!
In the SAME installment of Jenny's cray cray shenanigans, the new talk show host dished about Cooper's genitalia!
"I love hairy balls and I know you have them. I no longer have a hairy bush so you have a clean runway."
The CLASSIEST of broads, that one! HA!
Nah, we're actually SUPER excited about Mz. McCarthy's VH1 talk show!
We're sure it's gonna be LACED with the most luscious, lascivious delicacies!!!
[Image via WENN.]