It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Lindsay's Loan To Deviant Dina Couldn't Save Her Long Island Mansion! Lohans Presented With Foreclosure Documents!
Because it sounds to us like she and whomever she's sharing her $8,000-per-month apartment with will soon be graced with ANOTHER roommate:
Deviant Dina herself!
That's right! You may recall that way back in November, the former child star and her domineering mother were involved in a nasty, allegedly-cocaine-fueled limousine argument during which it was revealed that LiLo had given Mommy Dearest $40,000 to keep her house from going under!
However, it seems as though wherever those dollah dollah bills went, they only prolonged the inevitable, as a process server was spotted delivering court documents to the pair yesterday afternoon, specifically regarding Chase Bank's intent to foreclose the $1.3 million modern day Grey Gardens!
At least Lindsay won't have to spend all her time shooting down rumors that she's just like the majority of 20-somethings these days, struggling and stuck back at home with her folks!
Then again, at least she'll be somewhere where Dina can't be constantly trying to get money out of her!
It's all about perspective, folks! LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]