Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
While Kim Kardashian and Kanye West posed for photos in front of the 'Christ the Redeemer' statue during their vacation in Rio De Janeiro this morning, Jesus thought "_________________________________."
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]