This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We guess the saying "when it rains, it pours" can even be applied to Chris Brown's life!
It's safe to assert by now that so far, 2013 has NOT been the singer's year, as he's already been involved in a nasty fight with Frank Ocean over a parking spot, is facing serious legal consequences for possibly manipulating his probation hours, and now, has been involved in a nasty car accident that left one his cars totaled…and all because he was being relentlessly pursued by paparazzi!
At least, that's his rep's side of the story, anyway!
"Chris Brown was in a car accident this afternoon after being ruthlessly pursued by paparazzi. He was in his vehicle by himself headed to the Debbie Allen Dance Academy for a Symphonic Love Foundation event when two vehicles cut him off. The occupants jumped out, with cameras, and agressively approached his vehicle. In an effort to remove himself from the situation, he began to back down an alley at which point his was cut off by two additional vehicles. Chris' vehicle was totaled due to this agressive pursuit by the paparazzi. He is okay."
But also kind of SILLY! Haven't movies shown us time and time again that trying to escape in a vehicle down an alley NEVER works out?!
But hey! We have to give credit where credit is due!
He could have very easily - and very justifiably - backed out last minute even though he wasn't injured, as an accident like that must have been pretty scary, but as you can see in the photos (above), Breezy STILL made the effort to get to the Debbie Allen Dance Academy for his charity's event!
Now this is the side of him we LIKE to see!
Glad to see you're okay and still kept your commitment here!
Keep it up!
[Image via Getty Images.]