Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the singer get her Alice In Wonderland on!
Hey, are we Mad Hatters, or did she sing "I still love you" in a British accent?
Ooh, eat your heart out, Harry!