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Michael Lohan Slams Deviant Dina For Her Financial Troubles While BOTH Prepare Dueling Memoirs Over Daughter Lindsay!

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How foolish we were to think that we could possibly go more than a DAY without some sort of DRAMA from Lindsay Lohan!

To be fair, of course, the troubled starlet has kept a pretty low profile since it was revealed that she can't even afford to rent an apartment, and this time around, it's her equally tiresome parents, Michael and Deviant Dina, causing the shenanigans!

What kind of shenanigans, you may ask?

Oh, the typical fare from two adults who have periodically exploited their children for press and financial gain: they both have publishing deals in the works for potential TELL-ALL books!

Sources report that Dina has planned a memoir that will chronicle the alleged abuse she endured at the hands of her ex-husband, while Michael intends to to focus his writing more blatantly on Lindsay, with its tentative title reportedly I’m Not Your Daddy Dearest: If I Can Turn My Life Around, Lindsay Can Turn Hers!

Really rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?


Of course, the Father of the Millennium can't go for than 15 seconds without trashing his ex, and recently chimed in on the news of her Long Island home going into foreclosure with:

“Dina loves the word Karma and now AGAIN, she is feeling the wrath of God – it is ALL coming back to her! All the lies about rape, abuse, being a single mother for years, me having no relationship with my kids and more! It’s a shame that Dina lives in such a lonely and dark world of lies and deception! The foreclosure is only the beginning, because she has about 10 judgments against her, amounting to over a million dollars and $100,000 to me! [I] just sent Dina another $8,500 that she said she needed for [son] Cody’s school and the house. Dina doesn’t report any of the money I SEND HER [for] child support or the kids…[or] apparently … use it [to pay] for the house! Dina might just have to move back to her mom’s house. Some people have to be brought to their knees to learn and turn it around.”

Sorry, we dozed off halfway through reading all that nonsense!

Did we miss anything new? Nope?

Okay, moving on!

So much for his recent assertion that he could let go of the past now that he and Kate Major have welcomed a son into the world!

And that's REALLY all we have to say about this whole impending literary disaster.

Because frankly, it just makes us nauseous!

Happy writing, you two!

[Image via WENN.]

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13 comments to “Michael Lohan Slams Deviant Dina For Her Financial Troubles While BOTH Prepare Dueling Memoirs Over Daughter Lindsay!”

  1. 1

    Ummm Dina? You may want to refrain from wearing dresses in the future and stick with slacks. Your legs are not that attractive. Slim yes, attractive no.

  2. 2

    White trash family

  3. beach says – reply to this


    Day after day after day we have to hear about this fucked up family. Where do you draw the line Perez? They are not worthy of attention. They (including Lindsay)) are all fucked up. STOP IT.

  4. 4

    Re: LovesGossip – That's what happens when a woman gets too much liposuction around the knees. Her legs have that saggy nylons look just like Demi Moore, Melanie Griffith, and most of the ridiculous housewives.

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    I'm pretty sure he gets receipts if he sends her cash to officially reduce the arrears.
    I hope she gets a gig somewhere and that her book sells an advance. Being a single mom
    of that many kids is tough, period. Why is he chiming in with his agenda and yakking 'Karma' when they're so down and out? Piling on now reminds me of why she probably chose to remain single. Good on him if he is sending some money now.

  6. shanghai says – reply to this


    Wish the poor girl had one reliable, sane parent to live with until she sorts herself out. Lindsay has been one of my favourite actors since I was a kid and its sad to see her like this. Seems once you are down friends are few and far between as well.

  7. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    Re: shanghai – Shanghai - you need to go back and look at all the bullying Lohan did - all on her own. From stealing a car and driving it 100mph on the PCH, endangering everyone's lives inside it and when they dared to say "Slow down!" she said "Nothing's going to happen to me, I'm a celebrity!" and then blamed the black kid in the car - to punching strangers in the face - to stealing from strangers, old women, film shoots, photo shoots, friends and even her own grandmother. She's down now because she pissed away her $25 million dollars, by not showing up to sets and trashing fellow actors, directors and producers - and then spent all her money on drugs, alcohol and night clubbing. She has never, and I mean NEVER taken an acting class, never given a PENNY to charity and has never been a good person. Her parents take some blame, but the majority of the reason Lohan "is down" is her own damn fault. I have known people with FAR WORSE parents who were never arrested or in jail or in rehab once, let alone the 20+ times Lohan has. Lohan ran out excuses a LONG time ago.

  8. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    And who is going to publish this tripe? That's what I would like to know. First, Lindsay Lohan's "likeablity rating" (what studios and PR people use to guage how well a film or book might do) is literally 1%. That means 99% of America doesn't like Lindsay Lohan. That means no book, no movie, no tv show, no mo' money for Lohan. Michael and Dina see that- they know that - this is the last time they can possibly make money of Lindsay. Because in 2 years time no one is going to care anymore. Heck people don't care right now. But who is this publisher and whom do they think their audience is for these books. NO ONE IS GOING TO READ THEM! So I bet they're both going to self-publish. And make no money on it. Which is great. The last gasp of the Lohans can't soon enough for the world.

  9. 9

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  10. 10

    If my legs looked like that… I would wear pants.

  11. 11

    gawd, how can someone pose acting all hot and attractive,jebusd look at the skanky ass knees and ankles. They look like they would flap in a strong breeze.

  12. 12

    what a horrific example of parents of your celebs, they're the reason Lindsay is the way she is and is always going through something intense and self-destructive, and it's just so, so sad. They should both, Michael AND Dina, be hugely ASHAMED of themselves - they've ruined their kids' lives and are continuing to do so while trying to become some form of z-list celebs themselves. Pathetic, embarrassing, abusive and totally fucking SHAMEFUL. Whatever happens to Lindsay (and their other kids, for that matter) throughout her life is ON THEM. PERIOD.

  13. 13

    Don't like Dina Lohan, but why should she pay back child support? What an idiot Michae is! Child support is to support the children and doesn't need to be paid back. That being said, Sorry Dina Loah, Mama June is a way better mother than you!