Wow, we don't even know where to start!
Dayum! Let the drama begin!
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Bind us in satin constraits and slap us with a leather whip…
We'll take EXTRA helpings of Darren Criss deliciousness, please and thank you! No really… where is the second course!?!
NOM NOM NOM!
Ch-ch-check out some more snaps of Darren as our imagined Christian Grey (below)!
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