That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Bind us in satin constraits and slap us with a leather whip…
We'll take EXTRA helpings of Darren Criss deliciousness, please and thank you! No really… where is the second course!?!
NOM NOM NOM!
Ch-ch-check out some more snaps of Darren as our imagined Christian Grey (below)!
[Image via WENN.]