Let's be honest: you totally missed the headline because you were confused by the picture!
Don't worry, we've got you — we're here to explain. We mean, it's weird, right? Right!
Well, the reason that Kiefer Sutherland is wearing a bomb-strapped bra is that he let actors dressed in drag swoop in from all sides at the Hasty Pudding Theatricals' Man of the Year roast in his honor… in a nod to being Jack Bauer, fighting the ticking clock!
Beyond that, he was presented with the traditional pudding pot and lassoed a fake cow at a ceremony that was moved to the Charles Hotel in Cambridge, Mass., because Nemo was a jerk! LOLz!
Marion Cotillard was honored as Hasty Pudding's Woman of the Year last week, and she made it out of the snow-zone before there were rules on road traveling. Kiefer, on the other hand, probably had to wait around a while before he could leave!
Oh well, at least he has his award to keep him warm! HA!
[Image via Getty Images.]
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