There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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So her financial and familial life are in shambles, but hey!
It seems as though Lindsay Lohan is at least doing all right in the romance department!
And NO! We're NOT just talking about the men with whom she does Lord-knows-what for financial compensation!
It appears that the hard-pAArtying, deviance-prone starlet has moved on from that personal trainer trying to keep her crazy in check AND The Wanted's Max George…to a 22-year-old Brooklyn DJ named Julian Cavin!
While the pair are said to be keeping things "casual," whatever the hell that means, witnesses saw the pair “sucking face in front of everyone” out in NYC this past Friday night, and shacked up together during the Snowpocalypse for the remainder of the weekend!
“‘Dating’ may be too heavy of a word to use right now. They haven’t been hooking up that long. They spent all weekend together and they’re seeing each other.”
However, we wouldn't be surprised if by the time this report is even published if things begin to turn sour for Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos and her latest conquest, as more sources claim that during a recent gig at the Little Italy nightclub Goldbar, gurl was up to her old tricks…AKA getting too f-cked up and causing a scene over nothing!
“She was a mess. She started dirty dancing [on Cavin] when he wasn’t in the [DJ] booth.”
However, it was when one of Cavin's friends mentioned to one of Lindsay's posse that the pair were “a cute couple,” when everything went to hell:
“She flipped out and told Lindsay. [Lindsay turned to her] and goes ‘What the f— do you think you’re doing?’ Lindsay grabbed every bouncer and bottle girl she could find and goes ‘Get this girl the f— out of here.’ They didn’t kick her out. The girl went into the DJ booth, and eventually Lindsay left.”
And there ya' go, folks!
We're not even going to ATTEMPT to determine why such a comment would send LiLo into a tailspin, as the only plausible explanation is that she once again was too messed up and barely lucid!
But hey! Let her have her fun while it lasts!
Like we said, we doubt it will be too much longer!
Too bad, so sad!