Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
21 years ago today, folks, a miracle occurred that has since changed the course of human existence…in the sexiest way possible!
Our beloved Taylor Lautner was born into the world, innately ready to bring joy and happiness to the hearts and loins of Twi-hards worldwide!
And through the course of five Twilight films, he's accomplished just that!
We've had the distinct pleasure of watching him get progressively more JACKED, more SHIRTLESS, but always unfathomably SEXY, and in honor of reaching the legal drinking age for werewolves everywhere, please enjoy this birthday tribute, in the form of one his BEST scenes in the entire franchise!
And yes, by "best," we simply mean the scene that literally had us fall to our knees with unspeakable lust!
Ch-ch-check out first kiss with Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (above)!
Of course, if that is not pleasing enough to your palette, by all means, find something that agrees with you more via our FAVORITE shirtless pictures of the devastatingly handsome actor (below)!
Happy, happy BIRTHDAY to YOU, our heart's truest desire! We'll be howling at the moon in your honor ALL EVENING!