No. Just so much no.
Robert Pattinson's too busy for Hollywood these days. His shedzule is PACKED with quality koala cuddle time down undah (and filming scenes for The Rover).
One onlooker witnessed their interactions and reports:
"She was being fun and social, bowling and high-fiving. She and Taylor definitely seemed to be good friends and she was living it up. Taylor was super nice, very polite. Everyone was having a blast. Everyone was super into the bowling."
Well that's just lovely!
We'd only want the best for our wolfy-hunk!
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[Image via Sean Thorton/WENN.]