That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We're sad to report that despite speculation Taylor Swift would be featuring BFF Selena Gomez in her new music video for 22, Selena was NO WHERE to be found on the set of Swifty's shoot in Malibu on Sunday.
Perhaps she was too busy spooning with her newest boy toy, Alfredo Flores??!
Don't worry! Tay Tay didn't seem too upset by the absence of her bestie.
In fact, Taylor had PLENTY of friends to keep her company while she pretended to belt it out, eat ice cream, and parking lot surf on a shopping cart.
She might not have had Selena by her side, but it still totally looks like she is happy free and confused!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]