This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Say what you want about Woody Allen's relationship with his now-wife Soon-Yi and how it got started, but the couple is still together after all these years!
We just had no idea she'd be such a diva!!
The two were at amfAR’s Fashion Week gala at Cipriani Wall Street when they decided to duck out early. If you don't know what's been going on on the east coast, we'd like to remind you that it's basically a block of ice. LOLz!
Anyway, they step outside, and are told that their car isn't quite ready because they were leaving early — and that they'd have to wait for a few minutes. That's when the diva shizz hit the fan, and an onlooker saw this:
“Woody and Soon-Yi snuck out early when Harry Belafonte was onstage. But when they made it outside, they were told that their car was going to be ‘a minute or two.’ Soon-Yi threw a hissy fit. [Woody] told [Soon-Yi] they could go back inside, and she said she was ‘obviously’ not standing out in the cold. She was being a real diva, and he was very solicitous . . . almost, dare I say it, fatherly.”
Of course, maybe something happened earlier in the night that had pissed her off, or maybe there was an unhappy reason for them leaving early in the first place. Either way, he even tried to help her stay warm with a gray-and-black fur wrap!
She wasn't having any of it though!!
Might be the couch for you later, Woody!
[Image via WENN.]