Stop with the rumors, people!
Why would Kim Kardashian West wear butt pads when she just gets her own fat injected into her booty?
Probably. Allegedly. Look, we don't know anything.
Kim set the record straight on her own app:
“I’m not very far along at all. I’m having lots of meetings. I’ve been in L.A. for the whole time since the [Golden] Globes, and I will be until the Oscars. I’ve been having lots of meetings. I’ve been out of the loop really. I’ve been singing my baby nursery rhymes, so I don’t really know what’s cool and what’s not. I’m definitely going to visit Paul Epworth and stuff like that again.”
Wait! Paul, the man who helped her write such masterpieces as Rolling In The Deep and Skyfall???!!!! OMG!
We are VERY willing to wait because we know that whatever happens in the studio, it will be stuck in our heads for months just like 21!
But we are so used to associating Adele with heartbreaking love ballads, so our big question is what will the subjects of her songs be now, now that she is living in such bliss with hubby Simon Konecki???!!
Will the new work be a love letter to the baby we have yet to meet and her man???
We have abosolutely no clue WHAT to expect, but we do know that we are beyond excited to hear what she has in store for us!!!
In the meantime, we'll just enjoy the return of your glorious voice at the Oscars on February 28!!!
[Image via Talking In Riddles And Metaphors Tumblr.]