That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Cause now we hear the vampiric lip-nibbler is YEARNING for her British beau so much, she's about to hop on a plane to Australia just to be with him!!
"Kristen is planning to travel to Australia to see Robert, she’s missing him incredibly. She thinks his interest in their reconciliation is waning the longer they’re apart – so Kristen’s trying to save what they have left.
Their relationship is hanging by a thread, so she thinks that visiting him in Oz may help them stay together. That said, I think she may be clinging on to something that isn’t what she actually thinks it was."
R-Patz is currently in Australia filming David Michôd's The Rover, so it's not like he's going to be able to spare that much time for his ladylove…
But hey, if he wants their fractured relationship to mend, he's gotta be willing to put forth a little extra effort!
Goodness knows flying across an entire ocean to reach your heart's desire is a GRAND gesture to say the least!