That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Oh, Bella! What did you ever do to deserve such scorn?
Oh yeah, we remember — you enabled your director Rupert Sanders to cheat on his wife!!
Kristen Stewart's oral accessibility (so many kisses) gave Liberty Ross cause for divorce and Robert Pattinson cause for many salty, delicious tears, but the British model/actress may have the last laugh after all!
Her latest film Thinly Veiled opens in NYC next month! From what we've seen, Liberty plays a scorned wife who exacts revenge upon a home-wrecker by way of a super-sharp knife!
Ruh-roh! We believe Freud calls this transference! Or maybe he doesn't, LOLz!!
Either way, we strongly discourage KStew and R-Patz from seeing this!
Not just because it hits too close to home, but — petrified poop on a stick — the trailer looks gawdawful!!
Catch Mizz Liberty in all her vindictive glory, if you really must, on March 1 at the Quad Cinema.
[Image via WENN/ThinlyVeiledMovie.com.]