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Brad Pitt Gives Angelina Jolie The Worst Valentine's Day Gift Ever!

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Okay… just wait ’til you get a WHIFF of this!

While it's true that Angelina Jolie already owns just about anything she could ever desire, Brad Pitt totally screwed up with this one!

After giving him a waterfall, a 200-year-old tree, and his very own helicopter, Angelina's love was reciprocated with… A PACK OF MINTS!

No. We are not joking.

A source super close to the couple reveals:

"It is sort of a joke — and not. He always teases her that she has bad breath."

Umm… ha? ha? ha?

And the gift of choice wasn't even dusted in gold powder! Apparently he gave her these things called Eat Whatever — a duo pack of mints to swallow and mints to suck on!

Hmm… actually, that sounds kind of fun! Ha!

But seriously though, the source continues, insisting Brad will NOT be residing in the dog house, because:

"It's a joke gift… he'll also get her something more serious."

OH GOOD! Because we were really afraid there! ;)

The insider also confidently concurs with multiple other sources that their wedding will definitely take place this year. Huzzah!!

But back to V-Day! What do U think he really got her?? Probably an experience gift, no?

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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22 comments to “Brad Pitt Gives Angelina Jolie The Worst Valentine's Day Gift Ever!”

  1. Moe says – reply to this


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    He gave her….Herpes…..tadahhhh!!!



  2. 2

    ….So…who are your sources? You mean to tell me that she told her 'friends' this and they told you? Come ON.

  3. Gj says – reply to this


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    I BET HER BREATH SMELLS LIKE A COMBINATION IF DUMPSTER, HEROINE, HER BROTHERS SALIVA, AND A LINGERING STENTCH OF BILLY BOBS SWEATY BALLSAC. SHE IS SO NARLEY. KEEP TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE YOUR CLASSEY WHILE WE REMEMBER YOU WE'RE TEE BAGGED BY BILLY BOB.



  4. 4

    Come on people, this story is bull shit. There are better things to be doing with our time than this! Happy V-day, c'mon.

  5. bert says – reply to this


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    Re: Gj – Bitter party of one your table is ready!



  6. 6

    Re: Gj – lol that's nasty but true



  7. 7

    She looks like she doesn't eat that can cause bad breath. And she looks nasty

  8. Lucky girl says – reply to this


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    JA JA JA JA what stories…..

  9. Gj says – reply to this


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    Re: bert
    The only thing I'm bitter about is the fact that your mom wasn't able to meet me at the truck stop again and blow me again n her 1986 ford escort. I really like when she takes her dentures out.



  10. 10

    Jasmine. I just agree… Adam`s postlng is impossible, on sunday I bought a new Volkswagen Golf GTI from bringing in $5589 this past five weeks and-a little over, 10/k this past month. it's realy the most financially rewarding I have ever had. I began this eight months/ago and pretty much immediately startad earning over $81.. per hour. I use this website, Great70.com

  11. Jen says – reply to this


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    Perez do you ever stop to think about the bullshit you post?



  12. 12

    He seriously needs to lose the facial hair and get a haircut, he looks terrible in this pic.

  13. Aj says – reply to this


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    Who are these so call sources? I don't know why everyone is hating on Angelina and if the reason is Jennifer Aniston than get the fuck over it. It's been 10 years. Jennifer did not want Brad. So I suspect the ones who are hating on Angelina are those who are either not old enough to know what happen or to dumb to move on because they have to continue to write Dumb Ass stories like this.

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Floss is your friend, but I doubt this tale is true.
    If it is, he wouldn't if she couldn't take a joke.



  15. 15

    The only real acting this girl does is on the red carpet for the cameras. A totally mediocre actress, one note, behaving as herself, either a crazy drug addict or a coldhearted killer.

  16. Caroline says – reply to this


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    Of course she has bad breath. She looks super skinny so she probably never eats. Girls that never eat have super bad breath. Poor Brad. He loves screwing that skinny thing but her breath probably stinks like vomit so he can't ever kiss her…Kisses are half the fun.



  17. 17

    I doubt the legitimates of this "Source", I find this to be a work of deceptive fiction.



  18. 18

    she look slike she indeed has foul breath all the rot inside coming to the surface



  19. 19

    Perhaps he gave her a written permission to put a couple of kilos on so she would look less like a concentration camp prisoner? That would take care of the bad breath as well. Ya know, balanced diet and no stomach acid breath? That's it, two birds with one stone!

  20. Trisha says – reply to this


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    Wow mints really wow wow

  21. Joshua says – reply to this


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    Note to Brad… "Never, NEVER go ass-to-mouth!"

  22. jamey says – reply to this


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    Those Rayban glasses look so lame