What an unlikely but sweet story!
According to TMZ, Lopez floated about
Whoa!! How did such a FIERCELY fine individual acquire so vulgar a tongue!
Ashton Kutcher spoke to Esquire for their March issue, and we were stunned by the A-list actor's revelations!
On some of the crappier films he's made, he was unusually frank.
“I know exactly what films I’ve done that f**king suck donkey. And I know the ones that are good, that people like… My big thing is, Fail fast. If you’re going to f*ck up, get it over with.”
Yikes! We hope he doesn't kiss Mila Kunis with that dirty mouth!
But we will still pucker up, LOLz!!
Oh well, as long as he wasn't slandering the modern classic Dude, Where's My Car?! HA!
If you thought his language was bad, wait until you hear whaet the Two and a Half Men star said about his former gambling habits.
“I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America…we were clearing like $750,000 in four weeks of college football. It was pretty fun. Then they caught on.”
What?! We don't even know what to say!!
When he's done with jOBS, he needs to make a gambling bio-pic next!!
[Image via Esquire.]