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Whoa!! How did such a FIERCELY fine individual acquire so vulgar a tongue! Ashton Kutcher spoke to Esquire for their March issue, and we were stunned by … Read more…

12 comments to “Ashton Kutcher SeXXXy As Shizzle In Esquire, Says Former Films 'F**king Suck Donkey'!”

  1. 1

    So self absorbed, no big surprise

  2. angel says – reply to this


    Kutcher has ZERO acting skills.Yawn- forever a B- celeb…..

  3. 3

    were any of his films good?

  4. 4

    Isn't this Cheating Jew FVCKING a Russian Jewish Whore while he's still married to some Jew named Moore?

  5. LATINOS CAN READ MINDS says – reply to this


    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
    The reason a lot of Latinos have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Latinos and don't associate with non Latinos that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Latinos a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Latinos so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Latinos, and try looking for Latinos who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

  6. 6

    why so ugly

  7. 7

    he's not hot at all when he smiles. just sayin'

  8. nic says – reply to this


    looks hot when he doesn't smile.

  9. 9

    Hum no Ashton is not an A-list star.

  10. kyle reese says – reply to this


    whom is he blaming? this guy doesn't know acting.. if you tighten your lips and bring an expression in your face like you have constant constipation, it does not become acting.. I have never seen any other expression inthis guy's face other than this constipated expression.. just like kirsten stewart, who also seems to be having constant constipation issues.. that's her permanent expression but she is also big actress.. HA HA HA… Ashton Kutcher, first learn how to act, then your films may succeed.. don't blame movies.. try to bring some expression in your face.. ya I agree that you and kirsten stewart are the best actors to express the pains of a severly constipated man/woman.. but every movie is not about constipation issues.. you need to do some surgery or facial excercises to bring some expression to face.. only then it becomes acting.. I wonder how people like you and this kirsten stewart become big stars…honestly, somebody from other dimension must have pulled the strings to make this happen.. otherwise its impossible when so many talented actors are left with out any good breakthrough!

  11. lover55 says – reply to this


    RE:Kyle Reese,BAM! You hit the nail right on the head.No one else could not have said it better.Why do these agents,producers,& sponsors waste their time on this creep.Use to think he would inprove,but that doesn't seem to be happening. So many people I know quit watching two and 1/2 men.The show totally suxs now.

  12. lover55 says – reply to this


    HaHaHa, ROFL, just heard his booty call when he cheated on Demi, is telling his new girlfriend to watch out, coz he could cheat on her.Really No Shit.He should have hooked up with her.Alot better looking then what he is doing now.What a way to treat your wife.A real man would have some dignity for his spouse even if it was going to end.Just shows you this guy is a arrogant moron.