According to the alleged victim, Baylee Curran, here's what happened leading up to her 911 call.
She recounted the series of events, from her perspective, to Extra:
We were very surprised to see that SNL's promos for the upcoming Christoph Waltz episode lacked the violence of Christoph's usual projects (which we blame on Quentin Tarantino's love for it)! Seriously, we feel like the only thing we've ever seen Christoph do that didn't involve a gun was when he was in Der Humpink! LOLz!
Speaking of violence, though, we totally hope SNL spoofs one of Tarantino's movies, complete with a spoof of how much blood he seems to like to use! That would be HIGHlarious!
This promo doesn't hint at it though, and we're bummed that they didn't pair Christoph with someone other than Fred Armisen, who we feel is much better in Portlandia than he is on SNL. Still, it's all harmless fun — and when Christoph freaks out about how unprepared everyone is, well, we can't help to love him even more!
And we thought that was impossible! Ha!