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Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Peen-Measuring 'Chubby Checker App,' HIGHlarity Ensues!

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chubby checker sues identically named penis measuring phone app

But, but.. it's so cleverly named!

Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker recently filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard, claiming a smartphone app they published under the musician's name did “irreparable damage and harm” to his reputation.

The Chubby Checker App, you see, estimates the size of a man's package… and we aren't referring to the kind UPS delivers!

Through some miracle of science, it uses a dude's shoe size to determine what size drill bit he keeps in the tool box, if you know what we mean!

And, if you don't know what we mean, let us spell it out:

Penises! We are talking about penises! Their length! Width! Girth! The whole nine yards inches!! HA!

We totes understand why the 71-year-old Twist singer is horrified to see his legacy twisted by a penile punchline, but… what an epically HIGHlarious punchline it was!

UPDATE: Chubby Checker spoke publicly about his legal dramz. He said:

"I don't want people to go around calling me a penis."

Well, there you have it! He's a singer, not a schlong!

[Image via WENN.]

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4 comments to “Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Peen-Measuring 'Chubby Checker App,' HIGHlarity Ensues!”

  1. 1

    Oh please, he should be happy that someone remembered his name. he's been singing the same half dozen songs for fifty years, trying to milk his fifteen minutes of success from the early 60's. how can someone damage a career that hasn't even been on the radar for 5 decades? go back under your rock ….

  2. 2

    The twister has a point and will win a major settlement out of court.

  3. JoelB says – reply to this


    I couldn't disagree with you more ms. trudy… he had two #1 hits, seven in the top ten, 24 in the top 40, and a number 1 Dance in 2008. He's been on the charts in the '50s, the '60s, the '80s, and the '00s. In fact he has a new single "Changes" out on itunes that I think is awesome.

  4. Hobart Schmenge says – reply to this


    Guess I might have to re-think my line of patent-pending condoms – “Checkered Chubby: For the man who likes to come in plaid!”