That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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In their endless effort to bring smiles to the faces of dudes who like boobs — and we ALL do, trust us — Maxim magazine was kind enough to plaster their March cover with their pick for TV's most beautiful woman!
It's Elisha Cuthbert of Happy Endings, if you were wondering.
Hmmm, you'll get no argument from us!
The gal who famously played a demure porn starlet in The Girl Next Door was shocked to get the nod, though.
"To think that one person could be the most beautiful when there's Kaley Cuoco, Sofia Vergara, Zooey Deschanel? They're all stunning. I'm not gonna fight anyone about it, though. I'll accept it with grace. But being on a show with two other beautiful women [Casey Wilson and Eliza Coupe], this is gonna make going to work very uncomfortable. I don't know, this might be a curse."
A curse?! HA! What could possibly go wrong?
Uhh, hopefully we didn't just jinx her!?!
[Image via Maxim.]