Then you're going to LIVE for this video!!!
She's gone undercover -- and she OWNS it!
Ch-ch-check out the video for Birthday here (above)!
But does he ever plan on legally committing to another woman (or man) again?!
"Probably. I suppose so, if I meet the right man or woman."
LOLz! Well good to know he's open to BOTH genders!
But we somehow can't picture Russell settling down one day — unless of course it's with Katy Perry and, unfortunately, that candy-coated ship has sailed away…
And it sank STRAIGHT to the Ocean's bottom!
Ch-ch-check out some snaps of Russell and Katy Kat back when they were together (below) and imagine what might have been… if Russell hadn't been so selfish!
Naaaah, we're just kidding. Kinda. ;)
[Image via WENN.]