[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]
This is the oldest message we've seen since the Valentine's Day massacre!
I'm leaving you for Gary.
Your clothes are at your mum's & I've changed the locks.
Sorry to do this on Valentine's Day.
Is she really sorry?
Because as we understand it, the ad is going to run for a month in a parking garage frequented by her soon-to-be ex.
Eesh! At least February only has 28 of the WORST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE!
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